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NO-ONE does it better then this BRIT - The Illustrated Nail!!!

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JUBILEE!



chelulu:

From L-R: The Hulk, Thor, Iron Man, Captain America, Hawkeye.
Painted by yours truly on Steph!


Nubile Nails: Avengers Nails

noperonipie:

I did it! Finally gave in and did the Avengers nails that people kept suggesting I do. Honest to goodness, I sat down and started working on them and two hours later, I realized that i had literally not moved up from my battle station. For any of you who know how ADD I am, that’s quite the…
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russian-tupperware:

Forever Reblog.

 OhshitguysIcan’tbreatheohmeingott

this is good yes

Welcome back to my blog.

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Unicorns are a symbol of virginity. Reblog if you’re still a unicorn.

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Forever a Unicorn. No one is majestic enough to ride me.

OH MY GOD. THAT COMMENT.

^^^^^ THE COMMENT IS WIN!!!

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Zodiac Signs and the weapons they'd use for murder, and how they'd do it.

  • Aries: a knife, lots of stab wounds, especially ones in the face- most likely a rage kill. After they were done stabbing you, they'd start ripping you limb from limb, even if you were already dead.
  • Taurus: Their bare hands, and they'd strangle you to death. They'd stare into your eyes intensely as they suffocated you to death, maybe even adding in a few dramatic "I got you in the end, you know." phrases while doing it.
  • Gemini: It all depends on what is convenient for them to use as a murder weapon- they're clever, so they'd figure it out quickly. Most cannibals are Geminis, so they'd probably eat you afterwards. If you really fucked them over, maybe they'd cut off your hands and watch you bleed to death, probably laughing while doing it.
  • Cancer: They'd take you to the beach and find a secluded area only to tie you to a boulder in the shallows of the beach and watch the tide slowly drown you and sea creatures start to pick at your helpless/crying for help corpse.
  • Leo: They'd make a whole sport of it- they'd find a bunch of really sadistic, fucked up people on the black market and put you in a pit filled with big cats (especially lions), you'd here "let the games begin!" and a spotlight would come on the death pit as your torn to shreds.
  • Virgo: They'd make it look like an accident somehow. Regardless, no one would ever find out that they did it, because they'd cover their tracks well enough.
  • Libra: Similar to the virgo one, but they'd definitely pretend to be distraught by what happened, and mask that they were involved really well...but in order to get you back, they'd get your family, your friends, and other people you cared about to show THEM sympathy, and to be on their side.
  • Scorpio: Succinolcholine injection after chloroforming the person helpless. (sp? A horse tranquilizer that is extremely hard to detect and basically make the person POWERLESS to do ANYTHING except suffocate to death. It makes all muscles go soft.) and they'd talk to you about how powerless and helpless you were until you died.
  • Sagittarius: beating the shit out of someone until they were literally an unrecognizable bloody mass.
  • Capricorn: Shooting someone in the head, mafioso style. They'd want it to be quick and clean, and they'd have organized a team to cover for them, dump the body, and probably hired virgo to hide the evidence.
  • Aquarius: It'd either be something really strange, whacky, and off the wall, like killing someone in the middle of a play by planning to have a stage light dropped on them, or they'd make an example of you in front of a bunch of their "followers" which they'd most likely have if they were crazy enough to kill.
  • Pisces: They'd capture you and play surgeon, the whole time ranting and raving about "how it feels" to feel pain as intensely as the emotional pain that they feel. They'd make sure that the kill took a long time so that they had a captive audience for a long time- another reason they'd prolongue it is they'd enjoy being the predator instead of the victim for once.
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dirktier:

~*GAMZEE CLUBKIND GIVEAWAY!!

As a thank you for the 100 followers, I’m giving away a dashing set of GAMZEE JUGGLING CLUBS!
ALL THREE ARE UP FOR GRABS.

These are actual juggling clubs, entirely hand painted by me.

DA RULES:
1. If you follow me, you can reblog as much as you like, but tag it so your followers can blacklist it please. Otherwise I will come wreck your shit.

If you do NOT follow me, you may reblog up to twice. (I will be checking.)
Likes count as well.

MUST BE A MAIN ACCOUNT- NO SIDEBLOGS. 

2. 3 winners will be chosen via random number generator. The 1st will get a pick out of the 3, the 2nd out of the last 2, and the 3rd winner will get whatever club is left!

3. Keep your ask box open. HOW ELSE WOULD I CONTACT YOU GOSH??

4. I will pay shipping, including internationally!!!

5. FINALLY: PLEASE DO NOT SAY YOU MADE THEM.
These things are my pride and joy, I love them to death, and if you’re using them in cosplay, please give me due credit. It’s only polite. (And if you do use them for cosplay, I’d love to see pictures!!!)

(Only the Nepeta one has been used in cosplay, as pictured above.)


******GIVEAWAY ENDS MAY: 31ST AT MIDNIGHT.
I will be announcing the winners before leaving for A-Kon later that day, and the the winner has until I get back from A-Kon that following Sunday night to reply. If there’s not message by the time I check, then a new winner will be chosen.

While this is primarily for cosplayers, but if you want them to display on your dining room table, or on your wall, or in your clown fetish collection, be my guest. But if you do any of those things I want pix ok.

ENJOY! AND TAG THIS SHIT.

<3 Brittany/Dirktier


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